rotten eggs

a synonym phrase for bad news

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2012

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 04, 2013

man-fan

a less offensive term for a non-heterosexual male, or at least a male perceived to be non-heterosexual

it is still tbd if man-fan should also be an insult for straight, but not heteronormative males.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2015

eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2022

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 02, 2019