Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
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Drain the swamp. The us house of representatives can no longer continue being a lifetime sinecure for its members.
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a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
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b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
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a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Timothy McVeigh and O.J. Simpson; all were terrorists and American citizens.
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
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2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
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