Sexydimma 's definitions
( a term invented by Montesquieu in his Spirit of the Laws)
A term of endearment used for small misbehaving children
A term of endearment used for small misbehaving children
Mother: Peter please pick up your toys and go to bed
Peter: lol I demand to be called troglodyte Peter.
Mother : well troglodyte Peter, pick up your toys please and go to bed?
Peter: okay
Peter: lol I demand to be called troglodyte Peter.
Mother : well troglodyte Peter, pick up your toys please and go to bed?
Peter: okay
by Sexydimma June 20, 2021
Get the troglodytemug. mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2012
Get the f-sagmug. to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).
Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
by Sexydimma July 3, 2012
Get the to pay your bills on timemug. a) a person literally obsessed with, and dedicated to investigating, sometimes as a job, conspiracy theories
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
b) (negative sarcastic and/or offensive): a scientist or historian who presents conspiracy theories as indisputable scientific/historical fact, using even others' conspiracy theories as evidence
c) (humorous/positive sarcastic) : a children's author whose books/novels have a plot set in a conspiracy theory background.
d) (very offensive): a politician who uses historically accurate, but currently scientifically/historically meaningless (in the modern Western world) esoteric facts to promote their personal political platform.
e) an offensive synonym for nonsensical political propaganda
f) (adj) pertaining to conspiracy theories and/or unverifiable historical circumstances
son: I think JFK was assassinated by the mob.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
father:Oh what nonsense. However, if you want, become a lore-whore, and then find accurate historical evidence to prove or disprove your theory.
by Sexydimma December 29, 2013
Get the lore-whoremug. boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
Get the I think I want to marry youmug. (тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated conversation.
if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; go to a marketplace. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the to haggle and babblemug. (тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2013
Get the uptardmug.