fugsterrating

If someone or something is being fugsterrating, don't get angry; just piss on it and walk away.
by Sexydimma April 25, 2017
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Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma November 08, 2012
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pentoute

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever
boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards
It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle
by Sexydimma March 31, 2017
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to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
by Sexydimma November 23, 2014
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Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.
The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2021
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Cloak-and-dagger society

What modern Russia has become under Putin.
A cloak-and-dagger society inevitably leads to a bloody conclusion: The French Revolution. Very rarely will it lead to anything else.
by Sexydimma February 25, 2023
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