18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

blow out

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

oreo

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

breast wishes

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012