18yr old nipples

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

blow out

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

by SexyTexan January 06, 2012

storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

1987 spring break nipples

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

perch bait

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

oreo

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012