Definitions by Sergio

halo 2 

A great fps game that is fun to play with friends and campaign mode. But later when you find out that the xbox live community is full of standbyers/glitchers or people who have had standby/glitches done to them.
You then realize how gay the x box live community is so you mod your x box and switch to other means of playing online, you just play nothing but custom games, you give up halo, you deal with the useless cheaters, you stick to single player, or you use xb connect and/or other programs to play online.

Player 1:OMG im lagging like crazy and you just instantly captured my flag!! You used standbyed and you used the dummy glitch!!!!

Player 2:Oh well its the only way my cheating ass can reach level 17 and up!

Player 1:You cheating bastard!!

halo 2 by Sergio April 3, 2005

smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.

before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle

smurf n a pancake by sergio November 28, 2004

schmed 

a cigarette; a smoke

Give me a schmed.

schmed by Sergio February 28, 2004

crasty 

Used in the hip-hop slang to mean something ugly or very bad.

crasty by sergio September 6, 2003

hooked 

Junky, drugs dependent

Matteo is hooked to cocaine, but he still thinks he can clear up soon.

hooked by sergio September 5, 2003

chizzita 

beautiful and loved woman

you are a chizzita

chizzita by Sergio August 31, 2003

frappuccino 

1. A creamy blend of Starbucks coffee and Milk; 2. The best tasting think you'll ever drink; 3. The embodiment of delicious.

Frappuccino's are so good, they can't possibly be legal.

frappuccino by Sergio May 17, 2003