Seraph's definitions

Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'

"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.

Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Hoing it up

The term for being a ho or acting like a slut. If you are caught hoing it up you will forever be deemed a slut. So don't do it.

"Hey man, why do you have to ho it up all the time?"

"Dude, I don't ho it up."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

queer-ass-motha-fuckas

The stoners at my school.

That kid is beyond a doubt a queer-ass-motha-fucka. Yep.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Phat Gay

This has nothing to do with homosexuals. To say something is phat gay means that it is extremely, EXTREMELY dumb.

"Hey John, I tapped that one 14 year old blond chick last night."

"Um...phat gay."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

jawon

1. A rhino

2. A biological cross between a zebra and a man; a very ugly sight indeed.

You lookin Jawon as fuck.

by Seraph March 10, 2004