Seraph's definitions

slap boxing

A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.

Game over.

Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'

"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

queer-ass-motha-fuckas

The stoners at my school.

That kid is beyond a doubt a queer-ass-motha-fucka. Yep.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004

marlboralboro

This is the long (cool) name for marlboro. It is alot more fun to say and it confuses the hell out of people.

"Hey Jeff, I just went to phat K-mart and scored us some Marlboralboros."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.

Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Phat Gay

This has nothing to do with homosexuals. To say something is phat gay means that it is extremely, EXTREMELY dumb.

"Hey John, I tapped that one 14 year old blond chick last night."

"Um...phat gay."

by Seraph November 16, 2004