Seraph's definitions

queer-ass-motha-fuckas

The stoners at my school.

That kid is beyond a doubt a queer-ass-motha-fucka. Yep.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

quarter life crisis

taken from "Mid-life crisis"
which is at 50
quater being 25
one can get quarter life crisis from any of the below
1) Not married
2) Feels so old and still wants to be in college or high school
3) getting Married
4) Married

I'm having a quater life crisis!

by Seraph May 13, 2004

shigity-shigity-swah

A slang term for a cigarette. Used by pimp Jeff and I.

"Hey Jeff, can you spare a shigity-shigity-swah?"

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Hoing it up

The term for being a ho or acting like a slut. If you are caught hoing it up you will forever be deemed a slut. So don't do it.

"Hey man, why do you have to ho it up all the time?"

"Dude, I don't ho it up."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.

Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.

by Seraph November 16, 2004

flooder

One who intentially fills a chat room with repeated, meaningless sentences with the intent to annoy.

<Nick> #!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!
<Seraph> OMFG! Flooder!

by Seraph September 22, 2003

Phat Gay

This has nothing to do with homosexuals. To say something is phat gay means that it is extremely, EXTREMELY dumb.

"Hey John, I tapped that one 14 year old blond chick last night."

"Um...phat gay."

by Seraph November 16, 2004