Senior BroBrah 's definitions

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

Frontrange’er

A person who moves to Colorado to live in the mountains. But, never goes. Then acts like they get out on social media.

Bro, do want to head up to the mountains today? No can’t? Why? Heading to Lodo. Hitting a few breweries, getting sushi and going to a concert. Whatever ya Frontrange’er.

by Senior BroBrah January 5, 2019

Car Laps

Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.

Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?

Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.

Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if you’re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.

Person B: sweet bro I’ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!

by Senior BroBrah June 12, 2018

day camping

When a Front Range’er drives to a insanely popular trailhead. Walks a few miles, maybe. Takes photos for social media. Then goes home.

Coriiii, let’s go day camping today. Get some sweet photos with the kids!!

by Senior BroBrah June 6, 2020

Upside Surprise

Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.

Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Let’s ski pow! It’s a upside surprise!!

by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023

Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.

Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!

by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022

Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.

My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.

by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022