Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

day camping

When a Front Range’er drives to a insanely popular trailhead. Walks a few miles, maybe. Takes photos for social media. Then goes home.

Coriiii, let’s go day camping today. Get some sweet photos with the kids!!

by Senior BroBrah June 06, 2020

SlideOut

When you are skiing and your bro falls but his skis stay on. He claims he didn’t fall it was just a slide out……

I was skiing with my bro and he totally ate shit. Mega wipe out. He got up and said bro, that was a slideOut, the skis stayed on I’m still cool. Nah, bro. You aren’t!

by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023

Wind Blown Kool Whi

When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into “wind blown kool whip”

Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!

by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023

Upside Surprise

Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.

Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Let’s ski pow! It’s a upside surprise!!

by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023

Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.

My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.

by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022

#DerpSki

When you are out skiing whether at a resort or back country and do something dumb that your friends call you out for. #DerpSki is not limited to just being in the act of skiing. Gearing up/ being at the bar/ lift lines/ chairlifts/ and ski talk and lingo are all acceptable deepness harassment. Normally the person does not realize what they did because they are a total Jerry. Friends are encouraged to ridicule a #derpski moment, waaagh victim.

I was out skiing at Arapahoe Basin with Ryan and I learned how to #Derpski. I asked him if was wearing that? That? He then proceeded to fall entering the lift line carrying a backpack with nothing in it. His walkie Talkie was on station 420 and he thought he was real cool. What a #DerpSki he will never live this down....waaagh

by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023