Definitions by Senior BroBrah
Upside Surprise
Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.
Upside Surprise by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023
#DerpSki
When you are out skiing whether at a resort or back country and do something dumb that your friends call you out for. #DerpSki is not limited to just being in the act of skiing. Gearing up/ being at the bar/ lift lines/ chairlifts/ and ski talk and lingo are all acceptable deepness harassment. Normally the person does not realize what they did because they are a total Jerry. Friends are encouraged to ridicule a #derpski moment, waaagh victim.
I was out skiing at Arapahoe Basin with Ryan and I learned how to #Derpski. I asked him if was wearing that? That? He then proceeded to fall entering the lift line carrying a backpack with nothing in it. His walkie Talkie was on station 420 and he thought he was real cool. What a #DerpSki he will never live this down....waaagh
#DerpSki by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023
Wind Blown Kool Whi
When it snow a lot. Then the inevitable blue bird and blower day happens. Maybe even chairs close for the day. But, the residual pow blows everywhere. And the snow gets even better into “wind blown kool whip”
Dudes. Yesterday was sick. Such good pow. But, the wind started blowing. The turns west sooooo good. It was wind blown kool whip!!!
Wind Blown Kool Whi by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023
SlideOut
When you are skiing and your bro falls but his skis stay on. He claims he didn’t fall it was just a slide out……
I was skiing with my bro and he totally ate shit. Mega wipe out. He got up and said bro, that was a slideOut, the skis stayed on I’m still cool. Nah, bro. You aren’t!
SlideOut by Senior BroBrah March 19, 2023
Couch Sending
When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
Couch Sending by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022
Semen-sleeve
A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.
Semen-sleeve by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022
day camping
When a Front Range’er drives to a insanely popular trailhead. Walks a few miles, maybe. Takes photos for social media. Then goes home.
day camping by Senior BroBrah June 6, 2020