Selfish Mom's definitions

boob block

The act of one woman ruining another woman's chances for achieving something. The feminine version of cock blocking.

Amy was so jealous of Jenny, she totally boob blocked her from scoring free concert tickets.

by Selfish Mom September 26, 2009

blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009

blopology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blopology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 15, 2009

sp@m

Sending your spam via an @ tweet on Twitter.

A pharmacy on Twitter sent me sp@m, so I unfollowed them. They wanted me to buy weight loss drugs and I'm anorexic.

by Selfish Mom June 18, 2009

Pweet

The first tweet of the morning, made from your cell phone while on the toilet.

My first pweet this morning was about my daughter waking me up at midnight.

by Selfish Mom March 19, 2009