Definitions by Secret agent Randy Beans

The Dolphin 

While having sex in the doggystyle position, you attempt to put it in her butt, but when she realizes what you're about to do she whips her head around and says EH EH...EH EH

I came so close. Right when I was about to take a ride up the dirt road she realized what I was doing and gave me the dolphin

The Dolphin by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

Mini lobster claw 

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

Mini lobster claw by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

Weenos 

Another name for sneakers

I'll be right there. I'm putting on my weenos

Weenos by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

evan joseph 

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

evan joseph by Secret Agent Randy Beans May 28, 2018