Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head

Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off

by Sebby294 May 30, 2021

That's not very wholesome 100 of you

What redditors will say when you say something mean to them

A normal person: ey you suck

Redditards: that's not very wholesome 100 of you

by Sebby294 May 15, 2021

Zing

It's a monster thing. ya'll humans won't understand

ugh fine. zing is an equivalent of love at first sight in the monster side

by Sebby294 July 12, 2021

Dracula

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Denisovich: bleh bleh bleh
Count Dracula: I don't say bleh bleh bleh

by Sebby294 July 29, 2021

Vine Glo

A grape concentrate to create grape juice. vine glo where sold during the prohibition era in the united states. Despite vine glo a concentrate, The package literally contains a weird warning on how to create wine. And the sales of vine glo exploded

Guy1: Ey ma dude, have you heard about Vine Glo?
Guy2: No. Why?
Guy1: Weel guess what? we can create alcohol beverage!!!
Guy2: Lets fuckin GOOOOOO!!!

by Sebby294 March 31, 2021

Maddy

The OF girl on twitter that everyone doesn't want to associate while users ratio the OF girl. In rare instances, maddy can get an extremally rare W.

Maddy: Im the thickest 18 year old fr fr

Everyone: WE ARE NOT BUYING THE FUCKING ONLYFANS

by Sebby294 July 24, 2023

What's your problem idiot?

Never put uranium or some shit in coffee

What's your problem idiot?

Life is an endless abyss with no purpose... We are all born to slave away for nothing and then we die in complete agoney forever

Listen here Bob

There is a robot destroying the crap cit- *laughs*

There is a robot destroying the crap city.

BOB!

by Sebby294 May 08, 2021