Sebastian294's definitions

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

MKUltra

In simple plain words: a mind control program by the CIA during the cold war

Guy1: I heard that our comrade had been brainwashed by the capitalists

Guy2: yes cos during the nam war, our friend was captured by the capitalists and being experimented in the CIA program "MKUltra"

by Sebastian294 February 25, 2021

North London

Part of London where it's just crime and stabbing people

Guy1: ey where ye goin?
Guy2: North London

Guy1: ehh good luck on not gettin stabbed

by Sebastian294 March 19, 2021

Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost

guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things

by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021

Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"

Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry

by Sebastian294 March 22, 2021