SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19

Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19

by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020

Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"

Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry

by Sebastian294 March 22, 2021

North London

Part of London where it's just crime and stabbing people

Guy1: ey where ye goin?
Guy2: North London

Guy1: ehh good luck on not gettin stabbed

by Sebastian294 March 19, 2021

MKUltra

In simple plain words: a mind control program by the CIA during the cold war

Guy1: I heard that our comrade had been brainwashed by the capitalists

Guy2: yes cos during the nam war, our friend was captured by the capitalists and being experimented in the CIA program "MKUltra"

by Sebastian294 February 25, 2021

Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)

F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes

by Sebastian294 March 06, 2020