Seatthell's definitions

procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

my hitta

1) My Hitta is the censored version of YG's "My Nigga" song which is safe for radio play.

2) The only socially acceptable way for a non-black to refer to a black person or any person while

remaining relatively in cognito.

i.e.

I said that I’mma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas

Most likely I’mma die with my finger on the trigger

I’ve been grindin outside all day with my niggas

And I ain’t goin' in unless I’m with my niggas

My nigga, my nigga

My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!)

My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)

My nigga, my nigga

turns into...

I said that I'ma ride for my motherf*cking hittas,

Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger

I been grinding outside, all day with my hittas

And I ain't going in, unless I'm with my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas (my m******** hitta)

My hittas, my hittas

My hittas, my hittas

2)
Fly White Guy: Whats poppin my hitta? Ya feel me?
4 Hunnid BlocK Piru: Just bicken back being bool. Wtf you doin in Bompton? You must be lost, crack.

by Seatthell May 23, 2016

brosual

This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual

Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024

fucktard

same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007

UOENO

The author, MS3MY, above is the most correct in that there is not a direct correlation between this acronym/abbreviation and its pronounciation.

"Yaint even know" is what these letters sound like when spat in sequence; however, all of the definitions above are also correct.

Controversy on "UOENO":

Rick Ross: Put molly up in her champagne, she aint even know it
Rick Ross: Then I took her home and I enjoyed that, she aint even know it

by Seatthell October 5, 2016

growler

aka, poop. Can be of any size, shape or form as long as it's not loose or soupy like diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea.
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan

Hand me the ass wipe as I've got a growler on deck the size of Fenway.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006