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Definitions by Seasonal REAPER

jaysback 

The two patches of hair on a man's back.
I hate going to the pool with all the jaysback laying around
jaysback by Seasonal REAPER November 5, 2022

Mattskallop 

A person who takes forever in a kitchen.
One who inflicts strong hunger among people.
Waiter, we've been waiting an hour for our food! Please have that mattskallop hurry up!
That mattskallop has cooking burgers on the grill for an hour!
Mattskallop by Seasonal REAPER November 2, 2022
Very large phallus shaped object

A rhinoceros penis
The greatest time you've ever had
My husband is such a Mark.
Man, that guy is packing a mark.
What a Mark of a night
Mark by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022
A really gay definition of a man.

Places where gay males inhabit.
The club was rocking with jathew last night!

This place is the best jathew in town
Jathew by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

jaypaulsfurr 

A very tiny object.

A small, less that 1 minute of pleasure.

To be so small that you disappear in the bush.
Omg! That guy tried to last 3 minutes, it was such a jaypaulsfurr
jaypaulsfurr by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022

Matsogayo 

The weirdest person imaginable.

The worst, most stupid situation.
Omg! Stay away from his matsogayo ass, he's horrible.

Omg! Last night was matsogayo
Matsogayo by Seasonal REAPER October 31, 2022