assholocracy

A system of government in which assholes hold political power.

"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 04, 2018

quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.

Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018

Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.

"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 02, 2018

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.

"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016

Psychophant

Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.

"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017