Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Whistling Dixie Chick

This is a Lesbian woman that is a closet dick sucker.

Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Great balls of fire

This is a party shot where someone takes a shot of fireball off a guys ball sack. If you can talk some poor schmuck into trying this you'll have ants in your pants trying not to laugh until his balls are on the burner! After a long night of drinking, his salty balls will blister so bad he'll think there was Nair in that shot!

What?! Great balls of fire?!! He had to have known his balls were gonna fry!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Braille-cut

This describes a haircut that looks like the stylist was either blind or tried without looking.
Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.

Who do you think you are? Stevie Wonder? That haircut looks awful! Is that a braille-cut?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 8, 2016

The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Flapper

A word to describe a woman's vagina based on an abnormal amount of extra skin that will fold in on itself when trying to insert your penis. Also used to describe a woman's used up vagina when she is outside naked on a windy day.

No bro. Don't fuck her. She's got a flapper. She's flying a flag down there that's had its fair share of salutes.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

She likes it in her ear

This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.

Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Chasing the Leprechaun

A name for a woman who is known to be a gold digger. Prominently old white men with money are the primary target. When he dies, she gets his pot of gold!

Chasing the Leprechaun is the act of pursuing a rich old white guy for his money.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016