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Definitions by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag

Filet-o-puss 

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.
I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

The Scarecrow 

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.
Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

Phillipine Bean 

This is a person of both Phillipino and Mexican descent.
We all have this friend that is a Phillipine Bean. You know because sometimes they look Phillipino and sometimes they look Mexican. It's mind altering once you notice the difference. You'll also no longer question why they have two last names. If these two countries joined forces the world might be in trouble.

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.
My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

Shark whisperer's 

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.
In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

Sausageflix

This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.
Sausageflix has all the homosexual titles a man could possibly dream of!

Thunder butter 

This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.
I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.

That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.