Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

idk

Short For I Don't Know

Jeff:Do You Want To Go To The Movies?
Bob:idk

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Gloved Love

Be Safe!,
Use A Condom
XD

Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue

1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!

by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008