by Seagull Wearing A Potato June 09, 2025
by Seagull Wearing A Potato June 09, 2025
A seagull that sees everything. It is literally all knowing. It knows that you had a piece of toast for breakfast today. It knows why you accidentally dropped a glass of Fanta on your grandma’s rug. It knows when you farted really loud in the middle of class. It literally knows EVERYTHING…
Joe: “Hey Timmy, I was at the beach and there was this weird seagull that was looking at me. Then it told me, ‘I know what you did.’ Should I be scared?”
Timmy: “Ohhhhh I think it was a Seegull.”
Joe: “What?”
Timmy: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary.”
Timmy: “Ohhhhh I think it was a Seegull.”
Joe: “What?”
Timmy: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary.”
by Seagull Wearing A Potato December 02, 2024
A Twitter story by Archesuchus following a man that is stuck in an apocalyptic world where dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals are appearing all over the world. The person has to survive attacks from dinosaurs like Toodontids, Bissekty Giants, and other dinosaurs.
by Seagull Wearing A Potato December 01, 2024
by Seagull Wearing A Potato June 09, 2025
A genus of dinosaur that includes species like Velociraptor, Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Dakotaraptor, Microraptor, and other raptors. Most dromaeosaurids were flightless like Velociraptor and Deinonychus, but some were capable of flight like Microraptor and Sinornithosaurus. They can be identified by the large sickle toe on their feet.
Jim: “Yo Tom, did you see that new species of Dromaeosauridae?”
Tom: “Yeah dude, the Bissekty Giant, right?”
Jim: “Actually, they gave it a name. It’s called the Titanoraptor.”
Tom: “Yeah dude, the Bissekty Giant, right?”
Jim: “Actually, they gave it a name. It’s called the Titanoraptor.”
by Seagull Wearing A Potato December 18, 2024
A genus of dinosaur that includes species like Velociraptor, Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Dakotaraptor, Microraptor, and other raptors. Most dromaeosaurids were flightless like Velociraptor and Deinonychus, but some were capable of flight like Microraptor and Sinornithosaurus. They can be identified by the large sickle toe on their feet.
Jim: “Yo Tom, did you see that new species of Dromaeosauridae?”
Tom: “Yeah dude, the Bissekty Giant, right?”
Jim: “Actually, they gave it a name. It’s called the Titanoraptor.”
Tom: “Yeah dude, the Bissekty Giant, right?”
Jim: “Actually, they gave it a name. It’s called the Titanoraptor.”
by Seagull Wearing A Potato December 18, 2024