Definitions by Scuba_steve

drydishaphobia 

A fear, allergy, or general unwillingness to dry the dishes.

Steve hides after dinner every night because he has drydishaphobia

drydishaphobia by Scuba_steve June 10, 2024

Remotarded 

Unable to use the remote control

My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded

Remotarded by Scuba_steve September 20, 2021

iLiterate 

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone

Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts

iLiterate by Scuba_steve September 29, 2019

Morning flagpole 

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

Morning flagpole by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018