Remotarded

Unable to use the remote control

My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded

by Scuba_steve September 21, 2021

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

drydishaphobia

A fear, allergy, or general unwillingness to dry the dishes.

Steve hides after dinner every night because he has drydishaphobia

by Scuba_steve June 11, 2024

iLiterate

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone

Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts

by Scuba_steve September 30, 2019