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Definitions by Scuba_steve

drydishaphobia 

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A fear, allergy, or general unwillingness to dry the dishes.
Steve hides after dinner every night because he has drydishaphobia

Remotarded 

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Unable to use the remote control
My wife is a doctor and went to an Ivy League school but can’t figure out the TVs remote She’s remotarded
Remotarded by Scuba_steve September 20, 2021

iLiterate 

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Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone
Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts
iLiterate by Scuba_steve September 29, 2019

Morning flagpole 

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Waking up with an erection at summer camp.
I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole
Morning flagpole by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018