Screaming Old Man's definitions

ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.

The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.

by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

tsunametry

The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.

My first class of the day was tsunametry.

by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021

apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023