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ecclesiastrophe

A catastrophe of heavenly proportions.
The priest slapping the baby crying at its own baptism was an ecclesiastrophe.
by Screaming Old Man March 14, 2022
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felontine

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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felontine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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felontine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.
by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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tsunametry

The kind of math that is so hard to understand that it totally overwhelms you.
My first class of the day was tsunametry.
by Screaming Old Man September 15, 2021
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apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.
I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.
by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023
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killy chilly

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.
by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023
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