Definitions by Scrabble Muffin Puncher

Big Canceller

Someone who always cancels plans, especially last minute.

Don't worry, I should be free to join. My client that hour is a Big Canceller.

Big Canceller by Scrabble Muffin Puncher July 13, 2025

dropped the kitten 

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman

Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.

dropped the kitten by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024

ferrious

ferrious /fer′ē-əs/ adjective

1). Levels beyond full of or characterized by extreme anger; raging often accompanied with a an inappropriate amount of fierce social dismay that transports one with passion or fury like a woodland animal protecting it's first catch in the winter.

I was participating in the Jan Kaas Memorial Yankee Swap and I was ferrious when my hand knitted scarf knitted by Taylor Swift herself was taken and therefore locked never to return to my arms again.

ferrious by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 17, 2024

rainyay 

how to express, despite most feeling the opposite, that you are glad that it is overcast and raining.

Rainyay! Thank god I don't have to be happy today.

rainyay by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 22, 2024

female pass

A woman friend, who cares about you and wants the best for you, updates your dating profile.

I monkeyed with my Hinge profile for months, and got mediocre results at best. Then I had Susie do a female pass for me. I was getting dates with quality women in no time.

female pass by Scrabble Muffin Puncher May 15, 2023

crypto friend 

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

crypto friend by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

Jumping Convent 

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

Jumping Convent by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023