Scotty's definitions

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003

maverick

a great band that tours in music festivals such as AGMF and sonfest. they realy kick ass and have some great lyrics and meaning to their songs while giving a lot of original sound you can realy LUV. singer is one of the most telented heard

"saw maverick at sonfest, and i cant get all the great sogns outa my head, cant wait for their CD"

by scotty April 7, 2004

millionerd

multi millionaire who is also a geek/nerd

Bill Gates is a total millionerd

by Scotty October 9, 2003

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

twedgie

"twat wedgie", camel toe, when you can see the form of a woman's pussy lips through her tight fitting pants

She gets an insane twedgie when she wears those tight khakis.

by Scotty November 23, 2004