give a shit

To care about someone or something.

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

kamaya-maya bitch

On "South Park," one of Cartman's many names for Sheila Broflovsky (Kyle's mom).

Also, any woamn stupid enough to vote for George W. Bush or his fellow nazipublicans.

...then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamaya-maya bitch!

by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.

To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"

by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

drink bitch

A drinking game that requires three people and a deck of cards. The game is played like so:

1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.

2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;

a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)

b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)

c) When the deck is done, start over.

3. The last person drinking wins.

I played Drink Bitch with my friends J.P. and Stinky two nights ago, and I'm still hammered!

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

Corvette

Hands down the most popular sports car ever built in America. Started as a limited run of 300 roadsters (all Polo White with red interior) in '53 and has since evolved into a world-class, Nurburgring-tested machine that can torch all competition in its price range.

"Take any sports car within twenty grand of the COrvette's sticker ($47K), and the Vette will flat smoke it. We think the Corvette may also prove a match for the upcoming $70,065 321-hp Porsche 911 and could very possibly outgun the $79,865 350-hp 911S. Oh, and don't betagainst the Vette's earning another 10Best spot."
--Car and DRiver Magazine, in their September 2004 road test of the new sixth-gen Corvette (C6)

by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004

frogstar world b

A horrible stinking world destroyed by an overabundance of shoe stores. It is the site of two important things in the universe of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": 1) the Total Perspective Vortex (exposes the sheer, utter, incomprehensible vastness of the universe to the hapless soul strapped inside, destroying his or her soul); and 2) future site of Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

(on the Total Perspective Vortex)
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
"This is worse."
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004

pizza

The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.

Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!

by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004