Scott E. Irish's definitions

shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.

I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Migger

A Mexican wigger. Wants to be black, acts black, talks black and thinks he's black

That stupid migger thinks he's black

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

dirt cave

the dirty butthole that is being explored by a man using a large round tube.

Jim was exploring the dirt cave and quickly pulled out his round tube when he found some quick sand(lose rock, otherwise known as runny poop).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Famunda cheese

The cheese that is famunda my balls. It has the distinctive taste of man balls, very high salt and protein content.

My girlfriend ate some of my very salty famunda cheese last night.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

anal sphincter

The butt muscle that cuts off your poop and keeps the rest of your poop in your bung.

My anal sphincter is so lose that I can't feel myself poop anymore.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Mr. Holland's Opus

A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.

On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

spackling

When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.

Niko was spackling his wall with jizz

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006