jiggle dance

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

When Janitor Bud started his jiggle dance, everyone in the lunchroom lost their appetites.

by Scott May 01, 2006

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Morris Chestnut

During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.

I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut

by Scott June 03, 2004

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hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia

n. the fear of long words

i think i have....omg i cant say it.....its too long.....*tremble*

by scott July 25, 2004

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the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004

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Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

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