Scott's definitions

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

jawbreaker

a deepthroat blowjob from a female

'give me a fuckin jawbreaker bitch'

by Scott May 6, 2004

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004

chirty

The way someone from the north would pronounce the word "thirty"

Its almost nine fucking chirty!

by scott January 30, 2004

Moose Tits

Insane or crazy.

That guy wearing the boot on his head is completely MOOSE TITS.

by Scott January 13, 2004

shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

by Scott June 1, 2004

scrub jay

an unattractive woman

yo dog lets bounce this place is full of scrub jays

by Scott March 29, 2003