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The First Commandment of Technology.
The Commandments of Technology

1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
by Scott Lanway September 03, 2004
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root beer

A&W? Barq's? Mug? Pansies. Best root beer in the world is Thomas Kemper. Drink up, son!
Henry Weinhard's is 2nd, IBC is 3rd
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004
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chuck d

Noted leader of "political" rap group Public Enemy, and one of the driving forces in rap's early days. A proponent of new technology, he once hailed the original Shawn Fanning-created Napster as "the new radio."
"Neither party is mine, not the jackass or the elephant." -- from By the Time I Get to Arizona
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004
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pizza

The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004
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drink bitch

A drinking game that requires three people and a deck of cards. The game is played like so:

1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.

2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;

a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)

b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)

c) When the deck is done, start over.

3. The last person drinking wins.
I played Drink Bitch with my friends J.P. and Stinky two nights ago, and I'm still hammered!
by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004
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Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004
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give a shit

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.
by Scott Lanway June 24, 2004
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