Scooter's definitions

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter December 26, 2007

posse out

goodbye

I'll talk to you later. Posse out.

by Scooter April 22, 2003

jom brix

Something that sounds cool to think, but sounds stupid when you actually say it.

I'm so Jom that I'm Brix! - Smoo

by Scooter April 13, 2004

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005