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Definitions by Schubby monster

Crowness 

When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport
Police : Hello how can I help you

Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
Crowness by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
When a cricket ball hits you in the balls/but if your a girl it’s when a cricket ball hits you right in the nipple of your boobies
Boy version:doctor what happend

Doctor:you just got a Brochis
Boy:aw man why me!

Girl version:Mum my boobies hurt
Mother:you just got girlchis
Brochis by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
It’s when you do a fat shit and your so proud of it so u take a picture of it and then print it and take to show and tell in school
Hay teacher look at this Chugly can u bring yours in
Chugly by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
Is when your 95 and up grandma farts on your face and you get aids
Yum that sounds delicious

Tramuga
Tramuga by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
It’s when a person plays FIFA 20
and they get rage that they lost on beginner in squad battles so they get there anger out on their tv or their siblings and say I’m never playing this shit game again and then they hop on FIFA 20 the next day
Cranuga
Cranuga by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

Clostered bum hole 

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole
You have a clostered bum hole