Definitions by Schismrobo

sheathe the sword 

to insert your penis into a vagina or to put it back into your pants

I couldn't rightly sheathe the sword after I'd been handcuffed so the policeman gladly obliged.

sheathe the sword by Schismrobo January 19, 2008

brain dead 

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

brain dead by Schismrobo January 8, 2008

Fecal fingers 

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

Fecal fingers by Schismrobo January 7, 2008