Definitions by Scherbatsky*

RickJamesBiznitch 

I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.

One day, when I'm roaming around Borders, I'll find that novel by RickJamesBiznitch...

RickJamesBiznitch by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

SecondCircle 

An endangered species famed for her night prowling and incomparable dancing skills. SecondCircle is a creature of self-assertion, a being who has compelled me to pull that stick out of my ass and learn to value people regardless of their divergent lifestyles. Life is short, and SecondCircle has shown us that following your instincts does lead to unalienable joy.

I feel pity for the cat lady next door. She should go searching for a SecondCircle.

SecondCircle by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

BridgetJones 

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.

Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.

BridgetJones by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

psycho_maniac 

Let's put it this way. The YM story board sucks ass. Not because the stories are poorly written, but because the subject matter reminds me too much of cotton candy. psycho_maniac is a fresh breath of air for me, as her literary tidbits make my heart tickle.

Literature can soothe the savage idiot. psycho_maniac will do just that very, very soon.

psycho_maniac by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

MetalLace 

The epitome of natural radiance and sincere confidence. A lover of life and a diligent worker whose labors result in benefiting her peers, along with herself. In a storybook, she would be the benevolent fairy who shelters the downtrodden under the branches of a weeping willow. Though quirky, she can be taken seriously, trusted to give some worthwhile advice.

Thanks to MetalLace, I know longer feel abnormal for falling in love with fictional characters.

MetalLace by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008