BridgetJones

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.

Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

MISSMimi

Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.

I often attempt to make love to my eyeliner, but I can never do it like MISSMimi.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

xHeard_the_Worldx

Sitting at the kitchen table choking on my Cheerios, I remember being eight years old and watching on the news the rampant chaos in Kosovo. You can say that I xHeard_the_Worldx, meaning that I actually found my heart and learned to show compassion for the friendless and endangered. When someone says he or she xHeard_the_Worldx, I think of someone being slapped across the face by a higher power, commanded to become righteous vigilantes on a mission to slaughter the ugly.

Forget the United Nations. Let's here more about xHeard_the_Worldx.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

MetalLace

The epitome of natural radiance and sincere confidence. A lover of life and a diligent worker whose labors result in benefiting her peers, along with herself. In a storybook, she would be the benevolent fairy who shelters the downtrodden under the branches of a weeping willow. Though quirky, she can be taken seriously, trusted to give some worthwhile advice.

Thanks to MetalLace, I know longer feel abnormal for falling in love with fictional characters.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Donatello

A renowned Renaissance genius from Florence revered for his wondrous works, including the bronze David. In present times, we know Donatello as the effervescent YMer who happens to be a very skilled writer, as is exemplified in the letter she wrote to her parents as she has been attending Catholic school. A natural beauty, her honesty has helped me (or at least I hope so) improve my Internet etiquette.

Whenever I need some blunt, foolproof therapy, I suppose I'll turn to Donatello and adopt her philosophies.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008