ScarlettLefttheBuilding's definitions

sex by proxy

This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.

Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 29, 2009

manbagging

This is the practice of saving men or invitations and postponing them into a future point in time. Girls typically do this because their datebook is full for the moment. Similar to sandbagging in business only with men and dating.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "Are you going out with Chuck this week?" Scarlett replied, "No, I'm booked almost every night and I am so tired. I am manbagging him into next week."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 29, 2009

manbagging

This is the practice of saving men or invitations and postponing them into a future point in time. Girls typically do this because their datebook is full for the moment. Similar to sandbagging in business only with men and dating.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "Are you going out with Chuck this week?" Maggie replied, "No, I'm booked almost every night and I am so tired. I am manbagging him into next week."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 29, 2009

holding court

Going out with the intent to entertain and be entertained by a group of admiring friends. Taken from the days of midevil royalty when the king would call his subjects for a big feast.

Maggie: "My phone is ringing off the hook and the texts are pouring in. Since we haven't been out in a week, everyone is desperate to see us."
Scarlett: "Oh, I know, same here."
Maggie: "I can go out Wednesday"
Scarlett: "Okay, it looks like we are holding court on Wednesday. I'll alert the subjects"

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 29, 2009

couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.

Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

booty recall

When one accepts and agrees to meet a booty call but then has a change of heart or a better offer and must cancel or renig.

Maggie was already in her car driving to Tom's to answer his booty call when hunky Dave called. She promptly issued Tom a booty recall and chatted with Dave.

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

backup quarterback

This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009