ScOtT's definitions

the clash

"...the only band that matters..."

The clash was one of UK's finest punk bands of the 70s. They are the only band that went from punk to rock (and had styles inbetween with ska, reggae, hip hop, and jazz) without anyone calling them fuckin sellouts.
RIP J.S.

by scott April 15, 2004

toneage

To imply a tone or attitude in conversation.

Hey, watch your tonage...

by Scott March 25, 2005

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes

by scott July 7, 2004

eighty-six

To end something; specifically to dump a boyfriend/girlfriend or stop seeing someone.

Still going out with Leslie? No, I eighty-sixed her a couple weeks ago.

by Scott January 21, 2005

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004