ScOtT's definitions

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

Trin

beautiful blonde hair. Fun loving and with three perfect things about her. Soul, Looks, and Attitude

by Scott April 7, 2003

raz

Welsh - a word meant to convey excitment, equivalent to "sweet, cool, wicked" or the 1970s "neato".

Welshie- Raz, I just picked up some Keith's for the piss up at my gaff tonight.

by scott June 4, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

fugmo

fucking ugly monster

damn that bitch is a fugmo

by scott February 4, 2004

fisheye

Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.

My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.

by Scott January 6, 2005

murrellated

What a description of a technical problem is when it has been rendered unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone with normal English communication skills. Such descriptions are said to be a murrellism .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003