Definitions by Saturn Mist

Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Schlabonk by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrew

When you start at Q on your keyboard and start pressing all letters in a circular motion, skipping the middle row.

Can also be stacked, as in "qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnmklpoiuytrew"

Used when someone is so bored they find a new keyboard mash motion to do.

"I am so freaking bored."
"qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrew"

qazxcvbnmklpoiuytrew by Saturn Mist December 20, 2025

Flimshingleruff

verb

1. to throw someone out of a window, especially unexpectedly
2. (informal) to throw someone out of a building

noun
1. (flimshingleruffer) someone who flimshingleruffs

adjective
2. (flimshingleruffed) someone who got flimshingleruffed

He freaking just flimshingleruffed me out!

Flimshingleruff by Saturn Mist December 6, 2025

Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".

He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.

Love from a Bottle by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025

thray

1. Three parts of a whole divided into four equal portions; three-quarters.

2. (informal) A point representing 75 percent of a total amount or progress.

“I’ve eaten a thray of the cake already.”
“Fill the tank to a thray full.”
“The project’s about a thray done.”

thray by Saturn Mist October 29, 2025

Transiternal 

The opposite of sempiternal; something that has no beginning, but does have an end.

“This monument felt transiternal. Ancient without beginning, yet destined to crumble.”

Transiternal by Saturn Mist September 11, 2025