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Biscuit Banger

The definition is a cuter way of calling a guy Gay or calling him an Ass Banger, it's less hurtful. (Soft Bread like Ass tissue which is known as the "Biscuit", and Banger referring to a Homosexual Male who likes to tickle turds)
Ray likes to wear pink shirts, spikes his hair, drinks fruity cocktails, slaps guys on the ass, sings karaoke at the Gay Bars, and has never have a girlfriend. That is why I think he's a Biscuit Banger.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Biscuit Bangermug.

Taco Biscuit

Just like it sounds. A girl with a huge Pink Taco (Vagina) that looks like a can of biscuits exploded in the sun in 100 degree heat and it's Extremely large, fluffy, doughy, and sticky.
Randy took off Shaniquea's skirt and screamed "damn girl I can't eat that huge Taco Biscuit" and ran out the door scared. Never again will he be able to look at another Vagina the same way.
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Taco Biscuitmug.

Festi Testi

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
mugGet the Festi Testimug.

SnuffaMuffagus

Femal version of the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street that is a lesbian.
If the Woolly Mammoth off of Seseme Street was a female and a lesbian I bet her name would be SnuffaMuffagus.
by SassyJax01 May 16, 2011
mugGet the SnuffaMuffagusmug.

Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.
My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Cooter Muffinmug.

Sluddy Buddy

Another word for a Booty Call, Fuck Friend, Fuck Buddy, or Friend With Benefits.

This person is usually very easy and will sleep with anyone. Thus making them a "Sluddy Buddy" because they are only your buddy when you want sex. There is no emotional attachment to this person, and you would never intend on dating them either.
James: Who can I call tonight for a piece of ass? Everytime I call Ava she wants to talk about dating me after I blow my load in her dirty Vaj.

Rodney: My go to gal is always Lindsay. She is my "Sluddy Buddy". She's like a tow truck; no matter what time it is or where you are, you just have to call her and she will be there!
by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012
mugGet the Sluddy Buddymug.

Cheddar Biscuits

Another word I made up to describe Green Bay Packer Fans, the Green Bay Packer Players butts, or anyone living in Wisconsin. (Were already known as Cheese Heads but Cheddar Biscuits sounds better)
1) It's so neat going to Lambeau Field on a Packer game day and seeing all the "Cheddar Biscuits" tailgating in the parking lot.

2) I love looking at Aaron Rodgers "Cheddar Biscuits" on TV during the Green Bay Packer Games.

3) Them Cheddar Biscuits up in WI are all crazy Packer fans
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Cheddar Biscuitsmug.

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