Definitions by SarasPlayroom.com
Original Date Rape Drug
Alcohol. Long before any of the hypnotics and exotics were used to incapacitate an unsuspecting woman, men used to ply women with booze until they were so drunk, they didn't realize the trap they had fallen into.
Girl #1: I woke up and didn't even know where I was, whose bed I was in or what happened, but I knew I had to get out of there
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
Girl #2: Are you sure the guy didn't slip you a date rape drug?
Girl #1: No we were just doing shots, drinking beer with everyone, I know I got really, really drunk, stumbling drunk, I think I left with him, but that's all I remember
Girl #2: Yeah he made sure you had too much to drink, it's called The Original Date Rape Drug. That type of guy is just a more patient predator, the end result is still the same
Girl #1: Never again am I going to let that happen....
Original Date Rape Drug by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay
Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010
Pissmize
To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
Pissmize by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
DoomDar
The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.
Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?
Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue
Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue
Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
DoomDar by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009
Pinballs
These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.
Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
Pinballs by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Attainable Girl Syndrome
When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Attainable Girl Syndrome by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Steal-a-Meal
Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.
So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.
Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?
Never leave home without 'em!
Steal-a-Meal by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009