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After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.
One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
Another: Why?
Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!
Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.
Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009
Get the Swallower's Remorsemug. When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
Get the Pinkie Salutemug. Person who only works at nite or person who is only functional at nite and may sleep all day. Similar to the Night Owl.
1. Dude is a total niter, you'll never see him out by daylite.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
2. She only takes nite jobs, like club jobs cuz she's older than she says she is, she looks better in club lighting than in bright sunlite or office fluorescents.
by sarasplayroom.com August 28, 2009
Get the Nitermug. When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.
Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.
Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS
Girl #1 and #2: AGS?
Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!
Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.
Girl #2: Most guys are!
by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009
Get the Attainable Girl Syndromemug. The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
Get the Red Car Small Penismug. A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.
One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
Another: What's that?
Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009
Get the VENUS FLYPUSSYmug. When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Expiration Datemug.