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Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010
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J.O.E.

Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)
by SarasPlayroom.com September 22, 2012
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Delroy

A person, usually a guy, who appears capable of carrying out a task assigned to him, states he is capable, in fact, maybe even brag he is capable, but who fails miserably, and secretly perhaps even covets the negative attention from the failure
Dude is such a Delroy! Even a douchebag could have gotten everything on this shopping list for the party. Epic fail again and where did all the money we gave him go? He was short on the cash, and claimed he lost receipts. A Delroy can't be trusted to do shit.
by sarasplayroom.com November 7, 2009
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Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.
One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.
by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009
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Text-ese

Speaking in Texting Language or Texting itself.
Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.
by sarasplayroom.com October 9, 2009
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VENUS FLYPUSSY

A very hot, beautiful, manipulative woman who lures men into her honey trap and then devours them, and by devours, this means financially, or by turning them into slaves who will do anything for her. She enjoys financially ruining men or turning them into groveling slaves and moving onto the next victim due to her insatiable appetite. Related to the gold digger, but more dominant and in control of the weaker male.
One Stripper to Another: I used to be a gold digger, but every girl here is, too much competition, so now I've become a Venus Flypussy!

Another: What's that?

Stripper: It's when you look for weak wimps with money to financially drain or turn into slaves. It beats screwing for money. You don't even have to screw them. But you do end up "screwing" them if you get my drift...
by sarasplayroom.com August 21, 2009
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Pinkie Salute

When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
That girl just gave the guy driving the Red Ferrari the pinkie salute! He must have a small dick.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
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