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Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
Get the JOI mug.A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.
One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.
One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.
Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.
by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010
Get the Fuck-Alike mug.The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010
Get the ShowDar mug.Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010
Get the Butcher for Hire mug.When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay
One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!
Another: But can we do it again?
Another: But can we do it again?
by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010
Get the Crossing Streams mug.On Twitter, a Hash Tag (#) Whore is a Twitter user who places a hash tag in front of nearly every word in their tweets in an attempt to get as much attention as possible
One Girl to Another: Check out the Tweet from Zoe!
Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21
Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!
Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags
Tweet: goin 2 tha #club 2nite #getwild #getcrazy imma wearin my #sessy #dress from #forever21
Another: What a Hash Tag Whore!
Girl: She totally needs to lay off the hash tags
by sarasplayroom.com June 27, 2010
Get the Hash Tag Whore mug.Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.
One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?
Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
by sarasplayroom.com June 16, 2010
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