Definitions by Sarah Lambert

one eyed cave dweller 

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

one eyed cave dweller by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies 

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

birth some chocolate lab puppies by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies 

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

birth some chocolate lab puppies by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

stillborn chocolate lab puppies 

poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed

what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies

Man, the asshole who used the bathroom before me didnt flush, so I got an eyefull of some stillborn chocolate lab puppies!

stillborn chocolate lab puppies by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

fugo de cow 

A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).

It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.

I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.

Other people refer to her by using her real name, but to me she will forever be fugo de cow.

fugo de cow by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

pizza tits 

Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples

guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"

pizza tits by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

buckshot 

the fat ass roach of a really fat joint, so fat that it resembles buckshot.

Dude, don't throw away that buckshot, I'll totally smoke it when my sack runs out!

buckshot by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008