Sarah Lambert's definitions

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.

Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

chicken hawk

like a mohawk, only instead of going all the way down the back of the head, it stops where a fade would.

Look at that douchebag with his chicken hawk! those only look good on toddlers!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008