Definitions by Sapphic Tree Dick

Geek 

A geek is a 2005 way of calling someone a nerd, you usually call someone a geek if they're wearing glasses

Man 1: Ayo, is he wearing glasses?
Man 2: No way.. he's a geek, what a loser!

Geek by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Grass Man 

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

Grass Man by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021

Coom Bible 

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

Coom Bible by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

Manswer

When a person (mostly a man) asks a stupid question and answers it in a stupid way. Like the show Manswers.

Man 1: How do boobs float?? Is it because they're big??
Man 2: No one cares about your manswer, please shut up.

Manswer by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

Lucy

Lucy means light. She likes a certain game, watches a few youtubers, and in fact is a big titty goth gf. She's a sweet bean and if you spend time with her you will feel happiness. She makes your whole day, she's an amazing person to be around, especially as a gf.

Person A: Oh i wish I had Lucy as a gf, after all she's a big titty goth gf.
Person B: Well she's definitely wholesome.

Lucy by Sapphic Tree Dick November 3, 2020