SantoshGeorge's definitions

Wankenstein

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.

Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

BUI

BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!

by SantoshGeorge March 7, 2009

Whackoffia Bank

This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.

John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??

Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

Wankentine's Day

This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankentine's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

BWI

BWI stands for Browsing While Intoxicated. This is similar to DWI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.

Clinton: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV

Santosh: Sorry but I am BWI!

by SantoshGeorge March 7, 2009

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009