succor

Aid; help; assistance; especially, assistance that relieves and delivers from difficulty, want, or distress.
Ever since I was five, I have inserted myself into every movie I've seen and gratefully, humbly found succor there.
by Sanjeev Sharma April 29, 2003
mugGet the succormug.

cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.
by Sanjeev Sharma July 01, 2006
mugGet the cream one's jeansmug.