Definitions by Sand Acres

weeaboo song 

This is a song written from the perspective of a weeaboo (a person who denounces their own culture in favor of the Japanese culture), and incorporates lots of brutal honesty in summarizing the true day-to-day life of a weeaboo.
-Pink Guy

"So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu"
-verse from weeaboo song

weeaboo song by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

jizzard wand 

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

jizzard wand by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

hat of lesbos 

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

hat of lesbos by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

legendary ring of weeaboo 

The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".

Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!

legendary ring of weeaboo by Sand Acres July 16, 2016