two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum
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feel squishy

To feel squishy or to feel squishy inside, refers to the feeling of being loved or cared for by another person, where it triggers an internal physiological response similar to “butterflies in one’s stomach”

Usually used in the phrase “make me feel squishy inside” or simply “make me feel squishy”

On Stan Twitter, to feel squishy is usually used in a sexual way by young girls and gays, who want to receive the ejaculate of an older man.
He made me feel all squishy inside, I think I’m in love with him.

Daddy make me feel squishy, uwu
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global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
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these unprecedented times

"these unprecedented times" refers to an overused phrase describing the COVID-19 global pandemic. This overuse was most evident in public statements by schools and universities, politicians, corporations, and health authorities. Over the course of the pandemic, Twitter users began to mock this public relations cliché, by associating the phrase with the wider COVID-19 meme culture.

Variations include"these challenging times," "these uncertain times," and "these trying times."
During these unprecedented times, we must come together and we will survive this new normal.
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Zelenskyyed

An adjective describing a world leader being publicly reprimanded or accosted by another world leader in a humiliating or disgraceful manner. Often in the company of the press.

Originally a reference to a tense meeting between US President Donald Trump and his Vice-President JD Vance and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 28 February 2025.

Also spelled Zelenskyed, Zelenskied, Zelenskiyed, or Zelenskyied.
Prime Minister Mark Carney didn’t get what he wanted during his Oval Office meeting, but at least he didn’t get Zelenskyyed
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global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread
All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato
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