Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
by Samueliscool223 September 27, 2021
A meme-pseudonym for russian dictator, Vladimir Putin, that is often used in a typically satirical and tounge-in-cheek manner to plead with Putin to cease the current military invasion of Ukraine.
The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
Random dude on TikTok: owo wats dis?? 😳 Vladdy Daddy r u invading ukraine?!?! 🥺🥺 noooo plsss Vladdy Daddy dont invade us, ill be ur good little kwitten!!! owo hehe😍🤪😩
by Samueliscool223 March 02, 2022
Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
by Samueliscool223 September 01, 2021
A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Said by an internet user on a social media platform, typically Twitter or 4chan, in an attempt to obtain a substantially greater number of likes on their reply than the original post and embarass the original poster. It is different to "ratio" due to the fact that it is a far more aggressive means of conveying their disdain.
Non-"stan" posting about someone: In my opin-
Twitter "stan" of said person: didn't ask + normie detected + you are a homosexual + golden ratioed + no father figure
Twitter "stan" of said person: didn't ask + normie detected + you are a homosexual + golden ratioed + no father figure
by Samueliscool223 December 30, 2021
Person A: hejeejeu#####+$++$3+eehhtee dy/dx®™™©©eueiejf ,fhdjr,,,, hhhhhfd
Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿
Person B: mm yes I concur;🗿
by Samueliscool223 April 13, 2021