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Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

dnrd

Short for ''did not read''. Often used when someone writes a message that is a paragraph in length or more on an internet forum.

Person A: The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder.

Person B: dnrd this cringe autism

by Samueliscool223 March 24, 2023

1,084,170

A very special number, as it is the total number of words in the entire Harry Potter series.

Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿

by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021

Rick and Morty Enjoyer

Someone with a very high IQ.

A: dude, did you hear about the new fundamental force discovery made by a bunch of scientists in a particle accelerator? I wonder how on Earth they managed to detect it with those muons...
B: they must be Rick and Morty enjoyers
A: shut up homiesexual
B: didnt ask + get golden ratioed + fatherless individual POV
*they then make out*

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

Looksmaxxing

The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.

Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.

Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP

Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq

Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over

by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024

Social credit score

The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.

Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-

Government official:

⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠

事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Person 1: okay :(

by Samueliscool223 October 12, 2021