Definitions by Samsational Punlord

Girlfriend 

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

Girlfriend by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Masturbation 

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

Masturbation by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Gallows Humor 

The art of making comedy in a situation of helplessness or hopelessness.

The only escape from your worthlessness in the world.

Man, my gallows humor was really showing today.

Gallows Humor by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Pun 

Joke including plays on words, nonsensical answers, or other humor devices.
Sometimes, if you spot a teenage girl cracking puns, they most likely want to make out with the fictional character “Sans.”

Synonyms include: Dad Joke, Sad Joke, OG humor.

That guy over there? Yeah, he tells the best puns.

Pun by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

B.S. 

Standing for bullshit, but sometimes people don’t know what it means and you can get away with cursing.

Dang, dude, that new rule is such B.S.

B.S. by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019