5 definitions by Samsational Punlord

The art of making comedy in a situation of helplessness or hopelessness.

The only escape from your worthlessness in the world.
Man, my gallows humor was really showing today.
by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019
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The one thing that gives most guys pleasure
Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink
by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019
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Joke including plays on words, nonsensical answers, or other humor devices.
Sometimes, if you spot a teenage girl cracking puns, they most likely want to make out with the fictional character “Sans.”

Synonyms include: Dad Joke, Sad Joke, OG humor.
That guy over there? Yeah, he tells the best puns.
by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019
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Standing for bullshit, but sometimes people don’t know what it means and you can get away with cursing.
Dang, dude, that new rule is such B.S.
by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019
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Something I will never, ever have.
My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.
by Samsational Punlord October 21, 2019
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